Portland City Councilman: I'm not short!

Randy Leonard, a member of the City Council of Portland, Oregon, wants everyone to know one thing: he isn't short!

I have known short people. Short people have been my friends. Sir, I am no short person.

I have been measured on this very day at 6 feet and ¾ of one inch.

Check out the whole piece over at BlueOregon. It's quite amuzing, indeed.